22 July 2011
Murder for Hire? (nothing to do with lap band)
The title says it all! I need a murderer for hire. The subject? weighing in at approximately 6.5lbs, white with tan spots and a long white tail. Yes folks I'm talking about my cat. I no longer know what to do with him. He is 10 months old with an appointment to get his danglely things chopped off next week. He was peeing in my bathroom sinks, so we shut the doors to all the bathrooms. He has damaged 3 of the blinds in my house, we flicked his nose. He meows like a demon psycho for hell has possessed him all night long and keeps us awake, so we lock him out of the bedroom and spray him with water. He started clawing the walls, so we spray him with water. Then this week it has all been elevated...he took a leak on the couch right next to me one morning before work! Then this morning, 30 mins before my alarm is supposed to go off, he pisses on my freaking bed!!! He shares 2 liter boxes with 1 other cat. They are both kept clean. He is well fed and we try to give him as much attention as we can. I don't know what to do with him. Plus with baby on the brain, I don't need a cat who is going to pee on everything around an infant. does anyone have any words of wisdom on
how to kill this cat how to fix this problem? I have never believed that you should get a pet if you will ever have the intention of possibly getting rid of it. It pains me to even think about it like that, I love my animals as if they were real children. I just don't know what to do anymore. I am hoping getting his danglely things chopped off next week will help but if not, I don't know what we will do. I have this little creature that I have almost no emotion for anymore except loathing and remorse for bringing him home living in my house. It makes me feel like a terrible person. I want to just love him, but he is nothing like any other cat I have ever had before. I need help...